Thrilling Bloody Sword

An expectant ruler is manipulated by an alien entity into giving birth to a giant sausage; she places it in a wicker basket and entrusts it to a river’s current, which delivers it to the Seven Dwarfs—once prominent generals, before a dark sorcerer transformed them—who raise it. I didn’t make this up; this actually happens! And then there are dragons, a bunny that turns into Tinkerbell, a monster bear—no, I’m not making this up! And martial arts. Endlessly. Arguably the most normal ingredient in this concoction of all-out, total insanity. Compared to *Shén jiàn dòng shānhé*, LSD is nothing but oat milk. (Olaf Möller)